Some Bro Dropped The Worst Tinder Opener Of All Time On This Irish Woman And Wow
In case you were wondering what a good Tinder opening line was, we have some pretty scientific evidence of what a bad one looks like. Check out this absolutely brutal dismissive opener some broseph sent Irish 21-year-old Rebecca Keane, according to Mashable, and wonder why all the old people today think young people and their dating apps have killed romance.
good morning all pic.twitter.com/hOtT5pTFVd
— known only as rebeca (@rbcakn) March 8, 2016
She actually has a boyfriend but thanks for the confidence boost regardless
You’re on Tinder, where the rules are made up and the dates don’t matter. So you mess around and sometimes say stuff that’s, like… less than polite. Like, with your opening line, asking someone if you can get her friend’s number. Never mind that getting a girl’s number with your mother-flippin’ first line is a near impossibility. You want her to ignore the fact that you basically just told her she’s unappealing, and then for her to do you, a total stranger, a huge favor — and for the girl whose number you want to give it up to a complete stranger who’s just been an asshole to her friend.
Just think of how romantic a story that’ll be for your kids: “Well, I matched on Tinder with your mom’s uglier friend… but luckily she was nice enough to forward your mom’s number over to me, and we’ve been in love ever since.” Lol. Don’t do this.
(The other Tinder profile pic takeaway here? Solo shots first, leave the pic of you and your friend for your third or fourth pic.)